"Crimes!" exclaim the Boys together.
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Line 43 Vulgarized:
"We have definitely set at least one house ablaze in Philadelphia and have no doubt a stash of the neighbors' dead pets in a small grove some dozen feet behind the house!" confess the creepy ass Twins.
Subtext:
The boys might not seem any different than any other boys in any other era. They express a love of action and violence and crimes and sweet pastries. They are yet to reach an age where they realize they must bury their toxic masculinity deep down and let nobody see or hear the awful, terrible person inside of them. For the sake of the common good, they will learn to keep thoughts like "I wonder how tight she is" and "Sucking my own dick probably isn't gay as long as I don't swallow" to themselves. They will resent society around them for judging them when they try to express their most nihilistic and inappropriate base tendencies. Eventually, becoming more and more aggrieved and horny and violent, they will form a local club, maybe calling it 1chan, where they can be as debauched as they like without fear of judgment. In fact, they will gain reputation and status for being the most unsocial, the most vile, the most disgusting person in the club. They will leak to the general public that they should be called "edgelords" because, they will think, "That's a fucking bad-ass name, right?! Is that supposed to be an insult? Do better, you vanilla sheep!"
Unless my take was supposed to be, "Girls like crime too!" So this is sexist. Probably. Anyway, I think we can all agree that the Twins are serial killers.
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